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The Hashbeens

Hashbeens Pagehead 

History of the Hashbeens

Back in 1999 in a smoked filled bar at the rear of the Ocean Child Hotel a number of Sir Lunch-a-lots were plotting the downfall of Interhash 2000 and more particularly that swine Brutus. In an effort to distract them, Uncles Cuddles suggested the formation of a new hash club dedicated to fine food, superior trails and great beverages. The new club would also recognise the unique abilities and enormous experience of its members who find that H4 runs no longer present a challenge to them. The inaugural run/dinner was planned in November 99 (a month synonymous with thoroughbreds) and it was decided that black and white would become the Hashbeen’s colours. Whilst we believed that black was a very good slimming colour, some astute Hashbeens realise that the black & white also belong to another world famous sporting club- you bastard Cuddles.

 

2021 Run and Gala Dinner

Honorary Food & Beverage Consultant - Iron Chef Wattlebanks

Masters of Ceremonies - Cuddles & Trembles

Master hares - Argue, Shithouse & Ms Sportage

The Gala Dinner Menu

Starter- Calamari, Fish, Prawns, Asian Pastries and Arancini Balls

Main- Pulled Pork, Chicken

Sweets Panna cotta & chocolate cake, cream, berries and and ice cream

The Run

The trail went out of Wattlebanks and turned right up Percy St and down Gordon St to an FT in the bus depot off Franklin St. Finding the trail on Charles St, we found another FT on Gunning St before heading over the bridge onto St Johns Circuit. From there it was a loop until rejoining Brinktop Rd then entering the Richmond Park property. Whilst in the property we came across various checks and Ft's in amongst the crop plantations and irrigation systems. Music Man, Big G and Poonce liked the plantations as this gave them the opportunity to hash the run along the irrigation lines. Eventually we exited the property on Jacombe St before finding the final FT near the Coal River weir. Here it was On On Home back along Wellington St and the main road through the town. All up around 8 k's for the FRB's. Poonce was one of the last home grumbling about the distance even though he hashed the guts out of it and missed around 1.5 k's.

The highlight was Scrambles being re-appointed Grand Master.

Grand Masters Report

McSwill – I did bugger all so I am not writing a report.

Scrambles – Despite my objections to being reappointed after my first year, I have really appreciated what an attitude adjustment it has been. My lovely wife has enjoyed my change in attitude and as a result lobbied for my reappointment for a third year. I now understand that my consorting with undesirables like the Superstars, Elite Walkers and the Back Cloud Bikies has ruined my reputation. However being the only three-peat Grandmaster of the mighty Hashbeens should restore my reputation. Thank you to heavyweight power broker Cuddles for allowing this to happen

ON ON

Scrambles/Shambles GOAT.

Past Office Bearers

Year

Grand Master

Location of Gala Annual Dinner

Year

Grand Master

Location of Gala Annual Dinner

1999

Jack “Shonky” Longden

Howrah Collingwood Social Club

2000

Richard “Dickhead” Hughes

Tea Tree Convention Centre

2001

Gilbert “Trembles” Leitch

Tea Tree Convention Centre

2002

Peter “Cuddles” Green

South Arm Resort

2003

Geoff “Dumpster” Creese

South Arm Resort

2004

Gavin “Boomer” Graham

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2005

Ken “Dicky” Bird

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2006

Nick “Sir John” Tall

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2007

Michael “Maddog” Bowerman

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2008

Wayne “Arn- Arn” Dyas

Bream Creek Showgrounds

2009

Ken “Banger” Dann & Robert “Spider” Webb

Bream Creek Showgrounds

2010

David “Half Ton Wells“

Bream Creek Showgrounds

2011

Gary “Lostwaite“ Braithwaite

Bream Creek Showgrounds

2012

Wayne “Argue“ Quarrell

Bream Creek Showgrounds

2013

Alan “Easy” Rider

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2014

“Chris Flasher“ Wolf

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2015

Peter “Panther“ Hall

Elderslie Golf Club

2016

Geoff “DB2” Thomas & Graeme “Big G” Petterd

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2017

Henry “IXL” Jones

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2018

Alan “Slack Al“ Muston

Broadmarsh Convention Centre

2019

Dennis “Scrambles“ Ransley

Richmond Country Resort

2020

Dennis “Scrambles“ Ransley & Simon “McSwill” McDade

Richmond Country Resort

 2021

Dennis “Scrambles“ Ransley & Mike "Dyke" Amber

Richmond Country Resort

Hashbeens Hall of Shame

2021

Abs, Mucous & Tinky Winky for strong opposition to setting walker’s trail

Hashbeens Summer Stroll of the Year

Year

Hares

Location

Year

Hares

Location

2002

Dumber & Dicky

Wielangta Forest

2003

Dumber & Dicky

Wielangta Forest

2004

Skidmarks & Banger

Echo Lake Copping

2005

Fuggles, Jules Spotless

Brandy Bottom

2006

Ferret & Spoof

Sandfly

2007

Dyke & Dumber

Calverts Lagoon

2008

Banger & Argue

Carlton River

2009

Paper Boy & Trembles

Murrell Reserve Blackmans Bay

2010

Filthy & Boomer

Conningham

2011

Lostwaite & Wolfy

Tolosa Park

2012

Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest

Puchela

2013

Hat & Dickybird

Huntingfield

2014

DB2 & Shithouse

Redbanks

2015

Slack Al & Spider

Rifle Range Road

2016

Filthy & Boomer

Conningham

2017

Birdy, Ferret & Tweety

Geilston Bay

2018

Smiler & Sir John

Orford

2019

DB2, Prickle & Banger

Pawleena

2020

Fuggles, Spotless & McSwill

Woodsdale

2021

Hagar & Lucky Eddie (Boris) 

Maddocks Rd  

Hashbeens Winter Stroll of the Year

Year

Hares

Location

Year

Hares

Location

2003

Smiler & Slack Al

Navy Club Moonah

2004

Trembles & Dyke

Queenborough Oval

2005

Porno & Panther

Kingston Scout Hall

2006

Panther & Drunken

Risdon Vale

2007

Mucous & Pauline

New Norfolk

2008

Trembles & Dyke

Derwent Sailing Squadron

2009

Filthy & Hat

Blackmans Bay

2010

Spider, Wolfy & Lostwaite

Pontville

2011

Showbags & Trembles

Kingston Scout Hall

2012

Hagar & Lucky Eddie

Hagar’s North Hobart

2013

Bilge Pump & Paper Boy

Berriedale

2014

Shorn & Mucous

Pontville

2015

Shonky & Argue

Montagu Bay

2016

Pee Wee & Chappy

Rokeby

2017

Paper Boy & Tweety

Blackmans Bay

2018

Sheeps & Mucous

Pittwater

2019

Ferret & Rectum

Montrose

2020

Maddog & Prof

Lauderdale

2021

 Handbrake, Showbags & Trembles

Kingston 

Hashbeens Bloody Mongrel of the Year

2005

Capt. Mannering for stuffing up Lambsy’s education

2006

Hi-Ho for failing to play educational videos at the sacred site

2007

Brutus for blowing the budget on the 40th Anniversary celebrations

2008

Banger & Spotless for serving up viennas instead of fish & chips and schnitzel

2009

Shonky for sooling his dog onto the Dodges Ferry chooks

2010

JM’s & Gut for charging hash kids to see Santa at the Xmas run

2011

Poonce & Easy for sacking loyal hashers from the Point to Pinnacle team

2012

Poonce for inviting Cloud 9 hashers to a City-Casino 40-year pissup

2013

Poonce for dragging the RACT man off the nest at Mortimer Bay

2014

Mucous for telling Abs to turn off his torch when doing a big loop on run 2300

2015

Poonce for printing founded 1987 on the new hash T shirts

2016

Hagar for skolling all the left over vodka at Lucky Eddies run

2017

Biddy & Trembles for letting Rita get lost on her farewell run

2018

Long John our vego for burning the meat on his run

2019

Spotless & Fuggles for shooting bambi to get venison patties

2020

Abs, Mucous & Sheeps for disrespecting the Hashbeens at Buckland

2021

 Abs, Mucous & Sheeps for for stating this is a running club and walkers can get stuffed.

Hashbeens Legend of the Year

2003

Shonky for surviving a quadruple bypass and getting back in the saddle

2004

Boomer for surviving a quadruple bypass and getting back in the saddle

2005

Smiler for putting out a gas bottle fire at Brandy Bottom and saving hash

2006

Ferret for his magnificent efforts creating the H4 website

2007

Banger for surviving a quadruple bypass and getting back in the saddle

2008

Fuggles for serving up crematorium egg mayonnaise sangers

2009

Jules for his weekly salad with special mayonnaise

2010

JM’s for the hard work for the 2100th run

2011

DB2 for catching a bus to pass runners on Chappy’s run

2012

Trembles for stuffing up Brutus & Squizzy’s run 2177 at Strickland Ave causing the hounds to run it backward

2013

Biddy for bringing Poonce to his knees on a Wednesday wander

2014

Shonky for 15 years in the kitchen at the Hashbeens dinner

2015

Cuddles for being a co-founder and being MC for 16 years

2016

Sawdy for fronting each week from Hooterville

2017

Drunken for heading up the 50th anniversary celebration team

2018

Argue for his tugging and trailer construction for the club

2019

Spider for being the bagman & preparer of skols

2020

Ferret & Birdy for their fabulous covid efforts

2021

Handbrake for reviving fellow party goer with CPR
Gut for setting a run after burning his hangi area attended by 4 fire trucks and the police
Music Man for saving Pilky 

Hashbeens Total Dickhead of the Year

1999

Chardonnay Hash

2000

Chardonnay Hash

2001

Superstars

2002

Superstars

2003

Bandit Hash

2004

Kiwi & Buddha

2005

Buddha

2006

M’s Dog Shit & Hi-Ho

2007

Boomer

2008

Superstars

2009

Pig Pen Inc for setting the Iron Swine when only Biddy did it

2010

Prickledoo & DB2 setting a shit run on a shit night at Primrose Sands

2011

DB2 & Superstars for recruiting at Lord’s funeral

2012

Prickledoo for attempting a name change to Messiah

2013

Poonce for ripping off fellow hashers in Melbourne Cup betting again

2014

Boomer for not setting an inward trail at Browns River

2015

Scrambles & Squizzy for the Mt Wellington debacle & Showbags & McSwill for the Snug debacle

2016

Boomer & point9 for another shit run from Browns River

2017

Shonky for starting the Adventure Playground Gay Hash

2018

Tweety & Smallgoods for starting at water level going straight up Howrah Hill and coming straight back again

2019

Half Ton, Drunken & Dogshit for having a breakaway xmas function

2020

Sir John & Toecutter for serving bollocks (Prince Phillip's Family Jewels) in front of the Queen's portrait @ Sorell RSL

2021

 The Rodent Brothers for setting the worst run @ Claremont

Notable Nosebags

The hares that did the hard yards

Year

Hares

Location

Year

Hares

Location

2003

Alibi, Sheeps & Dyke

Bellerive

2004

Maddog & Easy

Foreshore Tavern

2005

Superstars

Carlton Beach

2006

Fuggles, Jules & Spotless

Black Charlies Opening

2007

Maddog & Easy

Pipeclay Lagoon

2008

Bilge Pump & Paper Boy

Richmond

2009

Fuggles, Spotless & Jules

Orielton

2010

JM’s & Liz Sawdy

2100th at Lucaston

2011

Hagar

North Hobart curry

2012

Gut

Dodges fish soup etc

2013

Liz Sawdy

Ranelagh curry night

2014

Smallgoods

Bellerive BBQ, Dim Sims Sweets

2015

Drunken

Indian curries & sweets

2016

Bilge Pump & Paper Boy

Bream Creek Gourmet BBQ

2017

Tweety

Geilston Bay Pulled Pork, burgers & brownies

2018

Smallgoods & Tweety

Tranmere Dim sims, Brisket, BBQ & sweets

2019

Prof & Lou

Lauderdale Soup BBQ, gourmet salad & sweets

2020

Rodent Bros

Montrose Bay Pork ribs, Boston beans & cheesecake

2021 

 Lucky & FNW + partners

 Battery Point - Spring Rolls, Penang Chicken & rice & sweets

Prickle Award

For setting a run out of a vehicle

2021

 DBII & Prickledoo @ Redbanks

 

 

 

 

Hat Award

For ignoring all sensible safety precautions

2016

Rans & Squizzy for setting a run in the dark on Mt Wellington

2017

Biddy & Trembles for taking diabetic Rita on her final run and getting her lost

2018

Mucous, Abs & Sheeps for setting a run through unexploded ordnance at Buckland

2019

Biddy for taking off early at Ellenbank, getting lost and returning after darkagain

2020

Gut & Chappy for a dangerous run on a wet night on the Domain

2021 

 Tinky Winky & Canklesfor setting a run across the Brooker Hwy and through a fuel reduction burn

 

Sandy Bay Canary Award

For “Being stitched-up at hash”. The award is in honour of the master stitcher.

2020

Gut for thieving the gauntlet with a satellite tracker attached

2021

 Rectum for spitting it after Milo pinched his bag of gauntlets

  

Great Night at Hash Award

Combination of good run, good food, good lip session and a great atmosphere

2020

Run 2613 Interhash 20th anniversary @ DSS

2021 

 Chappy @ Susan Parade

 

Growing Old Disgracefully Award

2020

Pyro for his fire obsessions

2021

 Hagar for taking a blue pill before the solstice nude swim & allowing his phone to ring during Portholes' funeral

Years of reflection
In the Hashbeen’s twenty first year, it was determinined by a high powered group of eminent persons, it was time for some reflection of the membership of the Hobart Hash House Harriers and their contributions or otherwise to the wellbeing of the club. In over 50 years of H4’s existence there have been many positive contributions, but the group wished to focus on the mongrels who have disgraced themselves over a period of time.

“Lifetime of being a Mongrel Award” 

2020

Scrambles

2021 

 Poonce